# We Unf\*ck \| Founder\-First Business Consulting: Founder\-first business consulting\. We diagnose, build, and execute fixes for ambitious businesses\.

> Founders hire us to: Engineer growth\. Dominate the market\. Kill bottlenecks\. Install systems\. Disrupt with AI\. Sharpen the operating stack\.

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## Pages
- [Contact Us](https://www.weunf.com/contact-us/)
- [What We Fix](https://www.weunf.com/what-we-fix/)
- [Hosting](https://www.weunf.com/hosting/)
- [Brand Strategy](https://www.weunf.com/what-we-fix/revenue-growth/brand-strategy/)
- [Blog](https://www.weunf.com/blog/)

## Related company
The website, software, and AI development side of the business operates as Cloud Nine Labs (https://www.cloudninelabs.com/), a DBA of WE UNF*CK LLC. Website builds, apps, hosting, SEO and answer engine optimization are handled there. We Unf*ck is the business consulting practice.

## Posts
- [AI Governance for Small Business: What You Actually Need \(And What You Can Skip\)](https://www.weunf.com/ai-governance-small-business/): Your ops lead pasted a customer list into ChatGPT to draft emails\. Your sales team is running AI notetakers on calls\. None of them did anything malicious and your business now has exposure it didn't have last month\.\<br\>\<br\>
Inside: the four\-piece AI governance framework that takes ten hours to set up, plus what you can safely skip from the enterprise playbook\.
- [The If/Then SOP Playbook: How to Document Decisions, Not Just Steps](https://www.weunf.com/if-then-sop-playbook/): Most SOPs fail at the first fork in the road\. You wrote a clean process\. Step one, step two, step three\. Then on step four, the situation deviates, and your team pings you, because the document went silent the moment reality got complicated\.
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Here's the If/Then SOP playbook, the 5\-component methodology that turns dead documents into living decision systems your team can actually use without you\.

- [What AI Actually Costs a Small Business in 2026 \(And What It Doesn't\)](https://www.weunf.com/ai-cost-small-business/): The vendor quotes you $200 a month\. The number sounds reasonable\. Six months later you've spent $40,000 and can't explain where it went\. Welcome to the real AI cost, the part nobody puts on the pricing page\.\<br\>\<br\>
Inside: the five cost categories vendors don't mention, the three hidden costs that ambush founders, and the budgeting framework we use with clients\.
- [Signs Your Business Is Running on Hero Mode \(And Why It's About to Stop Working\)](https://www.weunf.com/signs-your-business-is-running-on-hero-mode-and-why-its-about-to-stop-working/): A founder we worked with last year\. Eight\-figure revenue\. 22 people on the team\. Hadn't taken a real vacation in seven years\. When we asked him why, he said what every founder in his position says: "If I step away, things fall apart\." That's not strategy\. That's a confession\.
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Here are the 7 signs your business is running on hero mode — the pattern that caps growth, breaks teams, and quietly burns founders out\.
- [How to Build SOPs for a Small Business Without Killing the Soul of Your Team](https://www.weunf.com/how-to-build-sops-small-business/): Most founders have the same dirty little secret\. They know they need SOPs\. They've known for years\. And the documents they have — if they exist at all — are out of date, ignored, or living in a Google Doc nobody opens\.
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Here's the 5\-step process to build SOPs your team will actually use — and the three rules that keep them from decaying into a paperwork graveyard\.

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